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15.06.2025 01:07
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Why do narcissist move on so easily?
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do humans know everything they need to know?
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
What are 50 random facts about yourself?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors