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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 01:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

How do I get fit at home?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Do humans know everything they need to know?

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Do you believe that the portrayal of smoking in films and music videos contributes to the glamorization of cigarettes in society?

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?