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15.06.2025 16:10

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
What is the American mobile phone number format?
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
No way
I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids